Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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