My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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