dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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