well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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