Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
organizing the empties. That sober.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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