Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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