Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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