lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
