it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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