Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I need to sanitize my soul.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Randomize
