Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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