We won't sleep together?
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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