No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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