The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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