My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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