What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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