Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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