The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We need to get me chipped asap
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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