omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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