like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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