You're my little dorito
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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