you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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