We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
