The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
