She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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