My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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