why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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