What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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