just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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