How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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