Plan B is the new Plan A
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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