Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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