what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I fill condoms, not promises.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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