Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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