Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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