At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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