Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
A+ Viking dick
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