You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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