Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Randomize
