Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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