i don't plan on having that self control this summer
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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