There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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