If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
send nudes
from the living room?
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