Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
