so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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