Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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