spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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