she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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