You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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