I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i now understand why vodka
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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