he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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