He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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