I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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